Thursday, May 7, 2009

Something To Laugh About


When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
-Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
-James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
-Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

How smart is your right foot?


This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I
guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.


You have to try this please it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!! It is from an orthopaedic surgeon............ This will boggle your mind and you will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!

1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY!!) and while sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand.. Your foot will change direction. I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.

Send it to your friends to frustrate them too.
I just did!!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009


Monday, May 4, 2009


Take Time to Read and Find Out More About Me

1. My Uncle one was: a public official but when he retired, he got sick.
2. Never in my life : I will be a Primary leader and a teacher.
3. When I was five : My mother taught me to write.
4. High School was : unforgettable, but I rather keep it myself.
5. I will never forget : the day I became an LDS.
6. I once met : A Great Leader of the LDS during my mission : President Dallin H. Oaks.
7. There’s this girl I know who : is so cute but naughty.
8. Once, at a bar : my brother-in-law and my husband watched gays perform on stage!
9. By noon, I accompany my daughter to go home from school.
10. Last night : I was cooking for my daughter's birthday.
11. If only I had : more income, I would like to give my daughter an expensive school bag.
12. Next time I go to gym/church : I will listen attentively to my Sunday School Teacher who bores me.
13. Terry Schiavo : 41 years old brain damaged woman who became the centerpiece of a national right-to-die battle.
14. What worries me most : Is that we will have a sickness that can't be treated.
15. When I turn my head left, I see : our television set.
16. When I turn my head right, I see : a big mirror at the back of the door.
17. You know I’m lying when : I roll my eyes round about and can't look straight to the eyes.
18. What I miss most about the eighties : my youth activities and music.
19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be : Juliet, impulsive and emotional like me.
20. By this time next year : I will have my dream bicycle.
21. A better name for me would be : Orihah, Abish, for another baby
22. I have a hard time understanding : Physics.
23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll : be a Valedictorian.
24. You know I like you if : I talk to you in one hour or two.
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be : GOD and my family.
26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro : are all intelligent and awesome.
27. Take my advice, never : waste your time on wordly things rather take time to love and to care.
28. My ideal breakfast is : pancake and hotdog with egg
29. A song I love, but do not own is : none.
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest : you go swimming and have fun.
31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars : I have no idea.
32. Why won’t people : become judgemental sometimes.
33. If you spend the night at my house : I'll make sure you'll be comfortable.
34. I’d stop my wedding for : an emergency.
35. The world could do without : the Savior, Jesus Christ.
36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than : Bite it!
37. My favorite blonde is : Kate Hudson and Cameron Diaz
38: Paper clips are more useful than : glue gun
39. If I do anything well, it’s : because of hardwork and persistence.
40. And by the way : I have an eternal family and we're LDS.


This is the year to "stretch" in all ways possible - your budget... your muscles... your imagination!

Stretching your budget. Are you guilty of "unconscious" or mindless eating? It is for food without even thinking about the extra calories you will put on. Here's a wellness tip that also saves you money. When you aren't sure whether what you are feeling is true hunger or not, try drinking a glass of water first. Oftentimes, your body is just thirsty.

Stretching your creativity. What can you do with broken plates that are too beautiful to be thrown away? Make a garden tabletop that's not only pretty but also waterproof! This makes a great weekend project.

Stretching your body. Stretching is one of the best ways to relieve tension. First, learn how to breathe during a stretch. People often hold their breath when stretching. Wrong. Breathe in during the starting position and breathe out during the stretch. By breathing out, your body releases the tension and movement is more fluid, more relaxing.

Isn't it stretching is great? It lets you discover creative ways that meet life's challenges.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Manny Paquiao's Victory Against Ricky "Hitman" Hatton

Manny Paquiao did it again. Manny is really the world's undisputed no. 1 pound-for- pound fighter as he finished off Ricky "Hitman" Hatton in the second round of their 12- round megafight Saturday night (Sunday morning RP time) at MGM Grand Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA.

The world’s Best Fighter unleashed a total of 73 punches in only six minutes of fight time, compared to Hatton’s only 18. Pacquiao now has six weight division titles to his name as the win gave him the IBO and Ring Magazine junior welterweight championship. It was the 49th victory of the world’s Best Fighter with three losses and two draws.

Hatton, who has never lost a fight as a junior welterweight, absorbed his second loss in his 47 career fights.

Pacquiao said he didn’t expect a short fight. “Hatton is a strong fighter. I was hurt with his right punches but I was just lucky,” Pacquiao said. But with respect, he's still a good fighter.

Pacquiao's promoter Bob Arum applauded the Filipino's performance as "astounding" after his man had competed for only the third time above the super featherweight division.

"This kid improves with every single fight," Arum said. "He's doing things he wasn't doing two or three years ago.
"His defence is now tremendous. His reflexes are tremendous. I have never seen any fighter combine the speed and the explosive power that he does."

"I told Ricky Hatton not to be discouraged," Arum added. "There are plenty of people out there for him to fight. Nobody in the world can beat this little Filipino."

Pacquiao's trainer Freddie Roach agreed.

"Manny's unbelievable," he said. "He makes me look good. He's the best fighter in the world. He's in his prime right now. He's on top of his game. Anyone in the world, he can beat."

Congratulations Manny for another job well done.... ^_^